Wednesday, June 30, 2004

so true

The Wednesday Morning Funnies.
The US Postal Service has issued a recall of a stamp they created with a picture of now US Senator Hillary Clinton to honor her achievements while serving as the First Lady of our nation. The problem was discovered when claims had been made that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes, and that mail which had been sent using the "Hillary" postage was not being delivered. Senator Clinton demanded a full investigation into the allegations.

A special Postal Service Investigation team was formed and after several months and many dollars spent, made the following findings:

*The stamp was manufactured properly.

*There was nothing wrong with the adhesive.

*People were just spitting on the wrong side.

Tuesday, June 29, 2004

this song, well i love it.

save me from this
wandered around the town
all the thousand things
i might miss

and you
think well suffer much
think well close our eyes
just to see the light
pass us by

with tomorrow coming
hope that i dont
let you down again
said im so glad to be here
does it mean a thing
if only i could breathe
what you breathe
if only i could see what you see

well take our time
watching the flowers grow
all the friends weve known say

and you
did you suffer much
did you close your eyes
just to see the night
rush on by

gathered all around you
hope that we dont
let you down again
i said im so glad to be here
does it mean a thing
if only i could breathe
what you breathe
if only i could see what you see

said im so glad to be here
does it mean a thing

if only i could breathe
what you breathe
if only i could see what you see
if only i could just believe a thing

Moist - Breathe

A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he has been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he's tying her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to
the bathroom.
While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too."

Man, if there was a snake in my car , i'd want a free rental too. I would have freaked out if that happened to me, i love snakes but how am i supposed to know if its tame or not. yikes.

Monday, June 28, 2004

9am and already things aren't going my way. Guess its not my day. Somebody, prove me wrong.

Sunday, June 27, 2004

When i woke up this morning and i asked myself "what do i want to eat today", the only answer taht came to mind was "not mexican". Later on my parents decided we should all head out to ventura harbor, so we went. We got there. and you know what we ate? Mexican. Mexcian with BAD service. I was not amused. In any case i had a pretty good day. Now its time to settle in for a little shut eye.

Saturday, June 26, 2004

Saw Terminator 3, and Falling Down. Had a marvlous evening.

Friday, June 25, 2004

Saw The Terminal with my family yesterday. I give that movie an A+. It was funny, it was wonderful... I'm pretty sure everyone who saw it was amused and had a good time. If you get a chance go see it.

Also, based on what happened in Toronto. You may also want to go out and buy yourself a friendly dog...

Thursday, June 24, 2004

For those my age...Money tips for recent grads.

Wednesday, June 23, 2004

Cheesy words of wisdom -- Part 97
WE don't realize it, or we choose not to realize it but everyone of your actions makes its mark. Watch out, some of those marks are everlasting. It may turn out that if you hold someone to their word, they will never give you their word again.

Spent the night at the apartment. Man its hot in my room, I'm not even sure why...

In any case
I was just reading up on yahoo news and came across yet another articlae about that stranded whale in Canada . I dont know what the big deal is in forcing this whale back with its family, why dont you just leave the thing alone? I don't agree with the native americans that think the whale is the spirit of a dead chief either, but they have the right idea, leave it alone.

And this story on renaming food stamps is crazy too. They tried doing that with compton too, tried renaming it to soemthing else so people would like it more. Nope, doesn't work, we all still call it compton.

Tuesday, June 22, 2004

Sometimes you just need some words of reassurance...Sometimes you need a little bit more.

other times you just need someone to be there for you.

tonight is one of those times....Or a combination of those times. I didn't know a I ordered a combo meal, next time I'm sticking to a regular.

Monday, June 21, 2004

Take a little time out of your day to Explore This.

Sunday, June 20, 2004

I hate this June Gloom stuff. What are these CLOUDS in the summer? craziness. I also hate not being able to sleep in past sunrise.

Saturday, June 19, 2004

In a little cafe just the other side of the border
She was just sitting there givin' me looks that made my mouth water
So I started walking her way
She belonged to bad man, Jose
And I knew, yes I knew I should leave
When I heard her say, yeah

Come a little bit closer
You're my kind of man
So big and so strong
Come a little bit closer
I'm all alone
And the night is so long

So we started to dance
In my arms, she felt so inviting
That I just couldn't resist
Just one little kiss so exciting
Then I heard the guitar player say
"Vamoose, Jose's on his way"
Then I knew, yes I knew I should run
But then I heard her say, yeah

Come a little bit closer
You're my kind of man
So big and so strong
Come a little bit closer
I'm all alone
And the night is so long

Then the music stopped
When I looked the cafe was empty
Then I heard Jose say
"Man you know you're in trouble plenty"
So I dropped my drink from my hand
And through the window I ran
And as I rode away
I could hear her say to Jose, yeah

Come a little bit closer
You're my kind of man
So big and so strong
Come a little bit closer
I'm all alone
And the night is so long

Jay & The Americans - Come A Little Bit Closer

Happy Graduation to my Sister!!

Friday, June 18, 2004

Ani: i took the horny stuff out
MoNica: youre still horny
Ani: lolll
Ani: well nobody will know that will they
MoNica: haha
MoNica: too late i already know

---a few moments later---
MoNica: i'll put it on my blog
Ani: LOL
Ani: u so wouldnt
Ani: hahahahahahah
MoNica: :-D
MoNica: i wouldnt what?
Ani: hahah
Ani: display that on ur blog
MoNica: haha you dont know me well do you?
Ani: LOL
Ani: DONT!
MoNica: :-D
Ani: OMG
Ani: thats like SO evil!!
Ani: the LOLOLOL!

Thursday, June 17, 2004

Man if this excuse worked then i'd be washing my car a lot more often.

Wednesday, June 16, 2004

I never knew there were flowers that smell like play-doh! this is awesome....

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

My sister says that when i laugh it looks like i'm in pain. I'm guessing this is a bad thing and should cause me to change the way i laugh. This sucks, I don't know how to change the way i laugh. Dearest sister...looks like we're stuck!

Basically we argued about arguing...
Next time, I'll just shut up.

It should be ILLEGAL to be homeless in the city of Los Angeles. No I don't care what all the do gooders have to say about them, yes i know some or most have mental problems. It is illegal for you to be homeless in other cities, it should be illegal here too. Transients cause many problems and you can't even hold them accountable because, oh wait, what do you go after? where do you send the letter? How do you carry out legal action? thats can't.


Monday, June 14, 2004

the rules are simple. if you would never do anything to lose me....DON'T HURT ME.

Sunday, June 13, 2004


Saturday, June 12, 2004

Have any of you ever tried building a big mound of sand....Either underwater or just on the beach?
You know when you first start out its all so easy, you just dump the sand and well look at that its a mound, and it gets bigger! You go on piling on this sand a little bit more and you're still seeing it grow, you see the difference. Then 5 minutes into the process you realize your throwing on this sand and it just slides to the bottom, your mound isn't growing any bigger. You start getting angry because your progress is so slow and you throw so much sand and nothing happens, or if anything the progress is so little compared to the amount of work you did you figure its just not worth it anymore.

Thats what life is like, life is like building that stupid sand mound. At first its so easy, every little handful of sand you throw on top makes such a different. Once the easy 5 minutes of your life are over, when you start just throwing that sand on as fast as you can just to see if it will make any difference at all...thats when you start thinking "what does it matter, whats the point".

Hopefully it'll all make sense one day..Hopefully we'll all figure out that we cant just add things to our life, we cant just put things on top, we have to add to the whole, from foundation up. And of course the bigger the mound the more foundation we're going to have to add....


Be my hero tonight, and kiss the pain away.

Friday, June 11, 2004

I should smile, because I'm a 10.

Or so I hear...

Thursday, June 10, 2004

The Penguin Conspiracy. This is a website about how some people believepenguins are threatening to take over the world. Enjoy.

Wednesday, June 09, 2004

covert operations

Tuesday, June 08, 2004

Here's a question for you.
Would i get more work done if one of me worked for 24 hours, or 24 of me owrked for one hour?

Yesterday, busted. We'll make a full recovery though.
A few ppl know what I'm talking about, a privileged few.

Monday, June 07, 2004

I am the Proud new owner of a Sont Ericsson T637. Yes a brand new phone for me. I used to have the Nokia 8290, and i loved it, but it became time to buy something new.....


Saturday, June 05, 2004

lets see.
saw harry potter (the new one, azkaban or whatever) it was ok, i liked the first 2 much better. there was no BAD guy in this one. kinda sad. so, B+.

bought new shoes = happy.
sister bought new shoes + same size as me = another pair of new shoes = happy.
over and out.

Friday, June 04, 2004

My dentist says i have TMJ.
I say its BS.

Thursday, June 03, 2004

So....Its been a while.

Calm down, I'm back.
Been a busy week and a half. Went to DisneyWorld, had a WONDERFUL TIME. Even though Tanya cried and made us leave DisneyQuest early. :-p
Came back home after a week of running around like mad and getting very very tired only to realize that I had forgotten completely about work! NOT COOL.

Been working and running errands since. Also been headin up some side projects. Oh, you would be proud.