"People like to build you up
Then they'll stab you in the back like that
You know it breaks my heart
Can't see you going out like that
Stay alive my love"

I guess Shirley Manson must have gone to my high school too, who would have guessed.

Posted by: monica / 1/30/2006 11:13:00 AM (permalink)

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A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they saw a big brass gong next to the bed.
"What's a big brass gong doing in your bedroom? " one of the guests asked. "I
t's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, while squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave it an ear-shattering pound.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "YOU ASSHOLE, IT'S TEN PAST THREE IN THE MORNING!"

Posted by: monica / 1/17/2006 02:54:00 PM (permalink)

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