Thursday, April 29, 2004

I hate SUN machines.

Wednesday, April 28, 2004

LOL. Though I am angry that today involved a very early morning, I am also amused that someone got to my blog by searching for "what should i say if a boy asks to go down on me". (its a yes or no questions i don't know why they had to google it or end up on my blog.....)

Anyway time to get crackin here

Tuesday, April 27, 2004

Free Ice Cream Tomorrow!

This morning for breakfast I had an interview with Disney.

Monday, April 26, 2004

Here's To The Nights We Felt Alive

"I want to thank you for giving me the best day of my life
Oh just to be with you is having the best day of my life "

I was in Las Vegas this last weekend having a wonderful time. [No I didn't mean to go out on april 24th, but it was a little out of my hands]
Many many memories were made this last weekend, things from domestic violence towel snapping cases to freaky midnight alarm clocks.
"I don't want to call my friends, they might wake me from this dream"

It was hillarity to the max. We did so much, Part of it was even spent working on programming assignments...
I even gambled....apparently they don't card you in vegas, ever.

ohhh, so one night were walking in front of Bellagio and up ahead we see a girl walking wearing a SMALL skirt and a top that consisted of jst one strap in the back. We look her up and down and one of the girls says "we should go ask her 'how much'". So 2 girls go up to her talk to her, turns out she was just a dancer from the river dance show thing....she was walking home (to her car) in costume. Its a good thing they didn't open with "how much".

Well, now that that is over, the question is.........What Next

Thursday, April 22, 2004

So after his rehearsal was over Serge came over to my apartment to hang out, say hello, etc. He started off sitting on my bed talking standing sometimes.....soon he moved to leaning on my bed while sitting. A few minutes later he was kinda lying on the bed. About 10 minutes later he was lying on the bed moving closer to the pillows. 5 minutes later he had his head leaning on a pillow. 30 seconds later, hes asleep on my bed. LOL its so funny, i turned around for like 20 seconds to click on something and POOF hes out. i am AMUSED.

Wednesday, April 21, 2004

He aims, he shoots.......DEFLECTED! oh well. Better Luck next time.

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

After giving Gavin some physics answers...

Gavin: Monica
Gavin: you are gettin sum hig quality booty for this...
Gavin: that and OpenGL

With April 24 fast approaching...

"...The New York Times has recently revised its guidelines for editors regarding the Armenian genocide. The new policy notes, `After careful study of scholarly definitions of `genocide,' we have decided to accept the term in references to the Turks' mass destruction of Armenians in and around 1915.' The guidelines continue, `The expression `Armenian genocide' may be used freely and should not be qualified with phrasing like `what Armenians call.' The Times' new guidelines state that: `By most historical accounts, the Ottoman empire killed more than one million Armenians in a campaign of death and mass deportation aimed at eliminating the Armenian population throughout what is now Turkey.' This is a great step in our fight for recognition, so please pass this on!!"

-from an email from the USC ASA.

great steps make me happy about a very sad topic.

Monday, April 19, 2004

Saw "the Punisher" with the hunk....good movie if you like action thrillers. A in my book.

A few days back i saw "The Whole Ten Yards" with lori + sisters. A+ in my book.

Also saw "Johnson Family Vacation". F in my book, terrible.

Saturday, April 17, 2004

april 15 = like a CHAMP.

Friday, April 16, 2004

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.

A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "130."

So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy,
investments, insurance, and so on. The man listened intently and
thought, "This is really cool."

Another gent came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responded, "100."

So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man
thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."

A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "70."

The robot then said, "So, are you Democrats really going to nominate John

Thursday, April 15, 2004

I have ruined yet another pair of speakers....great.

Wednesday, April 14, 2004

and some people are just assholes.

Tuesday, April 13, 2004

I'd like the way you think, except i have no idea what you are thinking..

A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?"

The little boy thinks for a moment and says, "NONE!"

The teacher replies, "None, how do you figure that?" The little boy says, if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence."

The teacher replies, "Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!"

The little boy then says, "Teacher, let me ask you a question.

There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, another is biting it and the third one is sucking it. How can you tell which one of the women is married?"

The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies, "Well, I guess the one suc! king her cone."

To which the little boy replies, "Actually, its the one with the wedding ring.

But I do like the way YOU think!"

Monday, April 12, 2004

Rule #1: Don't Touch my computer.
Rule #2: Don't Touch my computer.
Rule #3: Don't Touch my computer.
Rule #4: Don't Touch my computer.
Rule #5: Don't Touch my computer.
Rule #6: Don't Touch my computer.
Rule #7: Don't Touch my computer.
Rule #8: Don't Touch my computer.
Rule #55: Don't Touch my computer.

what does my dad do?!?


whyyyyyy would you do this? WHY?

Happy easter!

Friday, April 09, 2004

in reference to the song being played:
Me: hey pamela, is this madonna?
Pamela: What? have i seen the bathroom?
Pamela: ohhhh, no its aqua.


Wednesday, April 07, 2004

My mom eats a lot of chocloate i guess it explains a few things....

ok man im telling you right now No effing jewelry is going in MY EYE!! As if it wasn;t enough that i'm practically no lets find jewelry for eyes. retards.

this song has amazing sound.

Usher - Yeah

[Usher] Peace up, A-Town down
[Lil J] Yeah! (yeahhh!!) okay! (okayyy!!)
[Usher] Usher (Usher Usher Usher..)
[Lil J] Lil Jon!!
[Usher] Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) - yeah
Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) - yeah

[Verse - Usher] (w/ Lil Jon in background)
Up in the club wit my homies, trying to get a lil V-I
Keep it down on the low key (low key)
You should know how it feels (hey!! hey!!)
I seen shorty she was checking up on me
From the game she was spitting in my ear
You would think that she knew me (knew me)
I decided to cheat (okay!!) Conversation got heavy! (hey!)
She had me feeling like she's ready to blow! (watch out!!)
Oh! (watch out!!) She's saying "come get me!" (come get me)
So I got up and followed her to the floor
She said "baby let's go"
When I told her (let's go!!) I said

[Chorus - Usher & (Lil Jon)]
(Yeah!!) Yeah - yeah
Shorty got down on me, said come and get me
(Yeah!!) Yeah - yeah
I got so caught up, I forgot she told me
(Yeah!!) Yeah - yeah
Covering my girl, she be the best up on me
(Yeah!!) Yeah - yeah
Next thing I knew, she was all up one me screaming

[Bridge - Usher & (Lil Jon)]
(Yeah!!) yeah yeah (yeah!) yeah yeah - yeah!
(Yeah!!) yeah yeah (yeah!) yeah yeah - yeah!

[Verse - Usher] (w/ Lil Jon in background)
She's all up in my head now
Got me thinking that it might
Be a good idea to take her with me
Cause she's ready to leave (ready to leeeeaaavvee) (let's go!!)
And I got to keep it real now
Cause on a 1 to 10, she's a certified 20
But that's just ain't me (hey!!)
Cause I don't - know, if I take that chance
She swears he's gonna leave
But what I do - know, is the way she dance
Make shorty alright wit me
The way's she's Getting Low!!
I'm like yeah, just work that out for me
She asks for one more dance, and I'm like yeah
How the hell am I supposed to leave? (let's go!!)
And I say.


[Bridge - Usher & (Lil Jon)]
(Yeah!!) yeah yeah (yeah!) yeah yeah - yeah!
(Yeah!!) yeah yeah (yeah!) (Hey hey heyyyy!!!! Luda!!!)
Yeah yeah - yeah!

[Verse - Ludacris]
Watch out, my outfit's re-di-culous
In the club looking so conspicuous
And RAWR!! These women all on the prowl
If you hold the head steady, I'm a milk the cow
And forget about game, I'm a spit the truth!
I won't stop till I get em in their birthday suits!!
So gimme the rhythm and it'll be off wit their clothes
Then "bend over to the front! and touch your toes!!"
I - left the Jag I took the Rolls
If they ain't cutting then I put em on foot patrollll (oww!!)
How ya like me now?
When my pinky's baguette over three hundred thou-sand!
Let's drink, you the one to please
Ludacris fill cups like double D's
Me and Ush' once more, and we leaves em dead
We want a lady in the street, but a freak in the bed that say.


[Bridge - Usher & (Lil Jon)]
(Yeah!!) yeah yeah (yeah!) yeah yeah - yeah!
(Yeah!!) yeah yeah (yeah!) yeah yeah - yeah!

[Outro/Bridge - Ludacris]
Take that and rewind it back
Lil Jon got the beat that make your booty go (smack)
Take that, rewind it back
Usher got the voice make your booty go (smack)
Take that, rewind it back
Ludacris got the flow to make your booty go (smack)
Take that, rewind it back
Lil Jon got the beat that make your booty go (smack)

Tuesday, April 06, 2004

And the hell week of midterms and projects is OVER! now a short calm be4 the storm and then PAIN, but then, SUMMER. oh i can't wiat! i cannnoottt WAIT!

more later. must go to airport.

Monday, April 05, 2004

ALMOST there......

Saturday, April 03, 2004

"How dry I am, how wet I'll be, if you don't stop, IMing me. You got offline, now I'm heading for the door... oops it's to's on the bathroom floor. "

Friday, April 02, 2004

so 3 down 4 to go. 2 midterms and 2 projects down. 2 midterms and 2 projects to go!

i scored a 48 on physics...but this time around, thats a C! i didnt do half as bad as i thought i would!
now if i can only convince my luck to hold out for 4 more days.....

thanks for the luck armen.

Thursday, April 01, 2004

Today i have one of my 5 consecutive midterms. Today's is PHYSICS.
Now physics is well kicking my ass... you know what i have to say? I'm going to quote Sash and say "Show me the right way!"

Maybe if i know the right way i'll answer these things right...*sigh*