Friday, December 30, 2005

"It's wild the way you tease me
It's wild the way you free me
It's wild the way you reach me"

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Friday, December 23, 2005

World's Thinnest Books

French War Heroes
by Jacques Chirac

How I Served My Country
by Jane Fonda

My Beauty Secrets
by Janet Reno

My Super Bowl Highlights
by Dan Marino

Things I Love About Bill
by Hillary Clinton

My Little Book Of Personal Hygiene
by Osama Bin Laden

Things I Cannot Afford
by Bill Gates

Things I Would Not Do For Money
by Dennis Rodman

My Wild Years by Al Gore Amelia Earhart's Guide To The Pacific

America's Most Popular Lawyers

DETROIT: a Travel Guide

A Collection Of Motivational Speeches
by Dr. J. Kevorkian

All The Men I Have Loved Before
by Ellen de Generes

A Guide To Dating Etiquette
by Mike Tyson

Spotted Owl Recipes
by the EPA

The Amish Phone Directory

My Plan To Find The Real Killers
by O. J. Simpson

Bridge Travels
by Ted Kennedy

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book...

by Bill Clinton
with introduction by The Rev. Jessie Jackson

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

My life sucks. Thats all there is to it.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally from India through Immigration.

The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed most of the tests, but there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the United States of America".

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready." The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up,and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works at a Dell Computer help desk.I talked to him yesterday

Tuesday, December 13, 2005


I graduated.

Monday, December 12, 2005

There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good,
She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

Thursday, December 01, 2005

"very last one in a very long line"