"It's wild the way you tease me
It's wild the way you free me
It's wild the way you reach me"

Posted by: monica / 12/30/2005 04:06:00 PM (permalink)

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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Posted by: monica / 12/27/2005 05:41:00 PM (permalink)

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World's Thinnest Books

French War Heroes
by Jacques Chirac

How I Served My Country
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My Beauty Secrets
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My Super Bowl Highlights
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Things I Love About Bill
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My Little Book Of Personal Hygiene
by Osama Bin Laden

Things I Cannot Afford
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Things I Would Not Do For Money
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My Wild Years by Al Gore Amelia Earhart's Guide To The Pacific

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DETROIT: a Travel Guide

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The Amish Phone Directory

My Plan To Find The Real Killers
by O. J. Simpson

Bridge Travels
by Ted Kennedy

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book...


MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction by The Rev. Jessie Jackson

Posted by: monica / 12/23/2005 02:44:00 PM (permalink)

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My life sucks. Thats all there is to it.

Posted by: monica / 12/21/2005 06:43:00 PM (permalink)

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Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally from India through Immigration.

The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed most of the tests, but there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the United States of America".

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready." The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up,and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works at a Dell Computer help desk.I talked to him yesterday

Posted by: monica / 12/15/2005 05:23:00 PM (permalink)

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http://www.geocities.com/sosstop2/donetochristmas.html

Posted by: monica / 12/15/2005 04:14:00 PM (permalink)

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Guys,

I graduated.

Posted by: monica / 12/13/2005 08:16:00 PM (permalink)

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There was a little girl,

Who had a little curl,

Right in the middle of her forehead.

When she was good,

She was very good indeed,

But when she was bad she was horrid.

Posted by: monica / 12/12/2005 04:26:00 PM (permalink)

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"very last one in a very long line"

Posted by: monica / 12/01/2005 04:50:00 AM (permalink)

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