I am off to Mexico, where it won't rain on my parade.

Posted by: monica / 12/27/2004 03:44:00 AM (permalink)

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Merry Christmas Everyone!

Lets toast to good gifts :-)

Posted by: monica / 12/25/2004 01:43:00 AM (permalink)

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Leo is gone to Belize, so i have seen many movies.
Ocean's 12 (C-)
Meet the Fockers (B+)
A Series of Misfortunate Events (B+)

Posted by: monica / 12/20/2004 01:42:00 AM (permalink)

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No More Finals This Year!!

Posted by: monica / 12/15/2004 01:41:00 AM (permalink)

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Apples and Wine:

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but are easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men. . . . Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Posted by: monica / 12/11/2004 01:48:00 PM (permalink)

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Wonderful Life - The 30 second bunny version.

Posted by: monica / 12/09/2004 01:47:00 PM (permalink)

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Diet Advice


ITALIAN PASTA DIET IT REALLY WORKS !!

1) You walka pasta da bakery.

2) You walka pasta da candy store.

3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.

Also

CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET? For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Posted by: monica / 12/08/2004 06:37:00 PM (permalink)

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REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME...

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers 'til after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... only WOMEN would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Posted by: monica / 12/08/2004 01:49:00 PM (permalink)

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From Yahoo's Notable Quotes


"I'm Colin Luther Powell
Public service is my thing
Don't do it for the ring, don't do it for the bling."


--Secretary of State COLIN POWELL, making his debut as a rapper at the Kennedy Center Honors in Washington.

Posted by: monica / 12/06/2004 10:52:00 PM (permalink)

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Santa Baby!
Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree,
For me.
been an awful good girl,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa baby, an 54 convertible too,
Light blue.
I'll wait up for you dear,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed,
Next year I could be just as good,
If you'd check off my Christmas list,

Santa baby, I wanna yacht,
And really that's not a lot,
I've been an angel all year,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa honey, one little thing I really need,
The deed.
To a platinum mine,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex,
And checks.
Sign your 'X' on the line,
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's,
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me,

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing,
A ring.
I don't mean on the phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry, tonight

Posted by: monica / 12/02/2004 06:51:00 PM (permalink)

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