Friday, August 08, 2003

The Rooster watch from hell
History: like 5 years ago i won this watch, its huge for a watch, half of it is a speaker, its alarm clock is the sound of a rooster. its obnoxiously loud. If you perss a certain button it says the time. I had put it in a drawer long ago and forgotten about it, UNTIL this morning.
since i don't feel like retyping it, heres what happened (i was telling ahmed so this is a copy paste).

The Event
MoN: ok so i woke up this morning at 9:25
MoN: to the sound of an electronic rooster
MoN: and beeping
sultorn: lol
MoN: i get pissed off and trace the sound to an OLD watch i won somewhere forever ago
sultorn: bahhaaha
MoN: no matter what i press the watch won't shutup
MoN: so i decide that if i stick it in a cup of water, the non-waterproofed watch should SHUTUP
MoN: i fill a cup with water put it in
MoN: and still hear it going
MoN: frustrated i leave my room to go eat.
sultorn: LOL
MoN: i come back and its silent so i think "ok good now i can throw it out"
MoN: i pull it out of the water
MoN: coocooleekoooo beep beep
MoN: of course i'm steamed again
MoN: and i put some boiling water in the cup and put the watch in.
sultorn: hahaha
sultorn: LOL
MoN: still no silence
MoN: i get angrier
sultorn: lol
MoN: i use my knife to break off the back
MoN: and find that i CANNOT remove the battery
MoNT: it is welded in
MoN: fine, i stick it in the water again
MoN: thinking "exposed electronics, it WILL die"
MoN: of course, it does not turn off,
sultorn: LOL
MoN: at this point i felt like that friends episode where phoebe cant get the smoke detector to stop beeping (even when she smashes it into many peices and removes the batteries)
sultorn: hahahha yea
MoN: ya so i get really angry
MoN: pick my kinfe up and am PRYING the battery out
sultorn: haha
MoN: it finally comes LOOSE
MoN: and it was still making noise
sultorn: lmao
MoN: so i used my knife to yank the whole thing out and i cut the wires to the speakers
sultorn: hahahha
MoN: and finally the damn rooster DIED and shut up
sultorn: haha
sultorn: victory!
MoN: yes finally. damn thing.


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